Monday, June 30, 2014

Mom Butt...you just thought pregnancy caused it!

Ahhh, Mom Butt....it happens. You know...you have kids and with each one, your cute little perky bubble butt gets a bit flatter and longer and no amount of Brazilian Butt Lift is gonna bring it back.  We chalk it up to pregnancy...I mean pregnancy completely transforms the female body, boobs change, hair changes..dang, feet can even change.  But, as I sit here and rock my sweet little baby who thinks waking up before 6 is completely acceptable...BTW, it is NOT! It's completely unacceptable, downright ungodly....I realize pregnancy was only a small part of my beautiful bootie's demise. I rock and rock...and my butt gets numb...and I realize....this dadgum rocking chair gave me Mom Butt!!! Oh the hours I have spent, nursing, cuddling, crying, begging and pleading for sleep in this rocking chair, all while my butt gets flatter and flatter. I then think about all the other culprits....sitting in school pick-up/drop-off car lines, doctor's office waiting rooms, auditorium seats for countless school programs, camp chairs and bleachers for sporting events...oh Lord, there's nothing like bleacher butt!!  Then, it hits me....I didn't get  a Mom Butt because I "had" children, I got one because I "have" kids! I have earned it! I have rocked and nursed, waited and watched and my butt grew numb but my heart grew full. So, hike those Mom jeans a little higher and be proud of that Mom Butt! You earned it!!! And, the numbness will wear off eventually, I promise.
Just one of the best SNL skits evah!  "Mom Jeans"

4 comments:

  1. This made me laugh! I've actually gotten a better butt since having a baby, but I could totally see this phenomenon! Hilarious!

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    1. Ahhh, the "Baby Booty Builder"! You lucky Mom you!!! :)

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  2. I'd rather talk about the massive thighs I got while pregnant and now trying to get rid of them! I've always been curving, but GEEZ those things just don't quit! Excited to get some mommy laughs from your blog :)

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    1. Haha! Love it!! The things these little ones do to our bodies :)

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